Archives: [December 2001]
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This is the archive page for the month [December 2001]; below you should see headlines and summaries of all entries found here from that month. Click the appropriate link at each to read the entire entry.

2001 - bah! | December 28, 2001
Like many people around the world, I have a habit of reviewing the last twelve months of my life during this time of the year. It's natural, I think - the end of the year is a good time to...

Now the story can finally be told. | December 27, 2001
Of what I got everyone for Christmas, that is: I got my brother a copy of "Digital Diaries," this great book by Taschen about this woman who's been taking digital nude photos of herself and her lovers for the last...

I miss my girlfriend! | December 25, 2001
I know, it still sounds weird to me to say it, even though we've been seeing each other almost six months now. But here it is, Christmas day (Christmas Eve night, actually, as I write this), and I'm really wishing...

The beauty, the horror, the mall. | December 24, 2001
In general my memories of going to the mall are limited to a short few years in high school, back when I was old enough to drive but too young to go anywhere fun. That's what you do in high...

Fear and loathing in suburbia. | December 22, 2001
(Or, how to kill eight hours watching E!) God, I'm bored. I'm so bored I've been thinking of eating my own shit just to see what it tastes like. I'm so bored I've been thinking of robbing a convenience store...

So here I am...in Missouri...again. | December 21, 2001
Going home for Christmas is always a little weird for me, given that I also go home every Thanksgiving. I mean, it's fun at Thanksgiving because at that point I usually haven't been back home for five or six months....

willow's got a dick. | December 16, 2001
No, this isn't the start of a very special Jerry Springer. Just read on and I'll explain all. Firstly, let me apologize for the millionth time for not updating my site for awhile - between willow being in town and...

A message for all my college readers... | December 6, 2001
I'm so sorry you're going through finals right now! I've heard from about ten or so college students this week, most of whom have never written to me before, mentioning how stressed out they are over their upcoming tests. All...